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<blockquote data-quote="maxa" data-source="post: 1119275" data-attributes="member: 7007"><p>One day, a girl, 16yrs old,</p><p>heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly. Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask.</p><p></p><p>And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.</p><p></p><p>Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.</p><p></p><p>Girl: Condition!, what is that?</p><p></p><p>Devi: You have a boy-friend?</p><p></p><p>Girl: Yes.</p><p></p><p>Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So... whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.</p><p></p><p>Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.</p><p>Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in</p><p>theworld.</p><p></p><p>Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.</p><p></p><p>Girl: It's OK.</p><p></p><p>Devi: Be as you wish!</p><p></p><p>Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world.</p><p></p><p>Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.</p><p></p><p>Girl: It's OK.</p><p></p><p>Devi: Be as you wish.</p><p>Devi: Now the last boon remains.</p><p></p><p>Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.</p><p></p><p>Devi: What? Are you sure!</p><p></p><p>Girl: Yes. Very sure!</p><p>Devi: Be as you wish.</p><p></p><p>........................................................................................................................</p><p>Think friends,</p><p>what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.</p><p></p><p>Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent</p><p>than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!</p><p>Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail .....</p><p>******</p><p>******</p><p></p><p>******</p><p>******</p><p></p><p>******</p><p>******</p><p></p><p>******</p><p>******</p><p></p><p>******</p><p>******</p><p></p><p>******</p><p>******</p><p></p><p>Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is something different than what you all think! Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES</p><p>MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being</p><p>world's richest and the most handsome boy.</p><p></p><p>Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much</p><p>intelligent than what we believe them to be.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="maxa, post: 1119275, member: 7007"] One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly. Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them. Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition. Girl: Condition!, what is that? Devi: You have a boy-friend? Girl: Yes. Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So... whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon. Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready. Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in theworld. Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you. Girl: It's OK. Devi: Be as you wish! Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world. Girl: It's OK. Devi: Be as you wish. Devi: Now the last boon remains. Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK. Devi: What? Are you sure! Girl: Yes. Very sure! Devi: Be as you wish. ........................................................................................................................ Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too. Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys! Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail ..... ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is something different than what you all think! Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy. Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. [/QUOTE]
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