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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4737490" data-attributes="member: 49393">1.  Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2.  In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.3.  No one expects you to run--anywhere.4. People call at 9pm and ask, " Did I wake you ????"5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.8. You can eat dinner at 4pm.9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.10. You get into heated  arguments about pension plans.11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in  no matter who walks  into the room.13.  You sing along with elevator music.14.  Your eyes won't get much worse.15. Your investment in health insurance is  finally beginning to pay  off.16. Your joints are more  accurate  meteorologists than the national weather service.17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.19.  You can't remember who sent you this list.And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to every one you  can remember</blockquote>

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