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Arrested For Laughing - හිනාවීමේ වරදට අත්ඩංගුවට
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<blockquote data-quote="BarakOsama" data-source="post: 8343729" data-attributes="member: 204443"><p><strong>Arrested For Laughing - හිනාවීමේ වරදට අත්ඩංගුවට</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><u><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Arrested For Laughing - හිනාවීමේ වරදට අත්ඩංගුවට</span></u></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing……………… She had him arrested.</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant.</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> She sat under an advertisement, which read:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> <span style="color: Red">‘Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins’.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> read:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span> </span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"> ‘William’s Stick Did The Trick’.</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> <span style="color: Red">‘Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.’</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> The case was dismissed………!!!!!!!!</span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BarakOsama, post: 8343729, member: 204443"] [b]Arrested For Laughing - හිනාවීමේ වරදට අත්ඩංගුවට[/b] [CENTER][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=SeaGreen][U][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Arrested For Laughing - හිනාවීමේ වරදට අත්ඩංගුවට[/FONT][/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing……………… She had him arrested.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] She sat under an advertisement, which read:[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [COLOR=Red]‘Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins’.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] read:[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [COLOR=Red] [/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] ‘William’s Stick Did The Trick’.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [COLOR=Red]‘Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.’[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] The case was dismissed………!!!!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] :rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl: [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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