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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4341140" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">would be all right to smoke while praying.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">pray?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">to our religion."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">him.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">smoke?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">means."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">For Example: Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation?</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 4341140, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try." And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means." Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask. For Example: Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation?[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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