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<blockquote data-quote="akeel26" data-source="post: 1881858" data-attributes="member: 70850">A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Please note that this Bank is installing new&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; After months of careful&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MALE PROCEDURE&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 1. Drive up to the cash machine.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2. Put down your car window.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 6. Put window up.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 7. Drive off.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; FEMALE PROCEDURE&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 1. Drive up to cash machine.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; car window with the machine.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; seat to locate card.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; back and hang up.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; due to its excessive distance from the car.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 8. Insert card.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 9. Re-insert card the right way.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; PIN written on the inside back page.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 11. Enter PIN.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 13. Enter amount of cash required.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; cash inside.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 17. Write debit amount in check register and place&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; receipt in back of checkbook.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 18. Re-check makeup.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 19. Drive forward 2 feet.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 20. Reverse back to cash machine.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 21. Retrieve card.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; place card into the slot provided.!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; behind you.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 25. Redial person on cell phone.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 27. Release Parking Brake.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="akeel26, post: 1881858, member: 70850"] A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. [LEFT]After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.[/LEFT] Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender: [B][I] MALE PROCEDURE[/I][/B] [B]1.[/B] Drive up to the cash machine. [B]2.[/B] Put down your car window. [B]3.[/B] Insert card into machine and enter PIN. [B]4[/B]. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. [B]5.[/B] Retrieve card, cash and receipt. [B]6.[/B] Put window up. [B]7.[/B] Drive off. [B][I] FEMALE PROCEDURE[/I][/B] [B]1.[/B] Drive up to cash machine. [B]2.[/B] Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. [B]3.[/B] Set parking brake, put the window down. [B]4.[/B] Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. [B]5.[/B] Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. [B]6.[/B] Attempt to insert card into machine. [B]7.[/B] Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. [B]8.[/B] Insert card. [B]9.[/B] Re-insert card the right way. [B]10.[/B] Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. [B]11.[/B] Enter PIN. [B]12.[/B] Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. [B]13.[/B] Enter amount of cash required. [B]14.[/B] Check makeup in rear view mirror. [B]15.[/B] Retrieve cash and receipt. [B]16.[/B] Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. [B]17.[/B] Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. [B]18.[/B] Re-check makeup. [B]19.[/B] Drive forward 2 feet. [B]20.[/B] Reverse back to cash machine. [B]21.[/B] Retrieve card. [B]22.[/B] Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.! [B]23.[/B] Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. [B]24.[/B] Restart stalled engine and pull off. [B]25.[/B] Redial person on cell phone. [B]26.[/B] Drive for 2 to 3 miles. [B]27.[/B] Release Parking Brake. [/QUOTE]

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