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Message: <blockquote data-quote="casper_fms" data-source="post: 4338665" data-attributes="member: 79855"><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Reply from Wife to Husband...</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>To My Dearest Husband, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year: </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Did not come home at all - 36 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Did not come - 21 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Came too soon - 38 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Went soft before you got it in - 19 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Cramps in your leg - 16 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Working too late - 33 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Green"><strong>Love, Your Wife</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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