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<blockquote data-quote="chamindra" data-source="post: 450404" data-attributes="member: 2159"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"replied Spielberg. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" 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[QUOTE="chamindra, post: 450404, member: 2159"] [FONT=Times][SIZE=3][FONT=Times]Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [FONT=Times][SIZE=3][FONT=Times][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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