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<blockquote data-quote="mds9898" data-source="post: 2629183" data-attributes="member: 39079"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>the</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed.</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The mood was very bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>meeting</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>all about?" I told - "May be they will decide on when to have the next</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>meeting." People around smiled at each other. Then the VP started</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high.</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Around</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>10 people had put in their papers. All experienced guys. It was</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>quarter</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>end and so work was huge. "If we do not complete the work on time, we</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>need to be paying heavy penalty" said the VP. The VP turned to the</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>manager</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>them from other departments.</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>But complete the work in another 25 days."</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>To this the sweet manager replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>months</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>month. I</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>cannot do anything." Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>prepared</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>for this answer.</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>We looked at the manager and thought "What an Awesome Reply man!"</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></p><p></span></p><p>Sorry if repost</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mds9898, post: 2629183, member: 39079"] [SIZE="4"][CENTER][B]It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed. The mood was very bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about?" I told - "May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting." People around smiled at each other. Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers. All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. "If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty" said the VP. The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days." To this the sweet manager replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything." Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought "What an Awesome Reply man!" [/B][/CENTER][/SIZE] Sorry if repost [/QUOTE]
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