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Message: <blockquote data-quote="zanharjabir" data-source="post: 3169410" data-attributes="member: 56443">Funy smsJust close ur eyes & think of ur self for 10 second….Open ur eyes …now u will realize that----U had wasted 10 secondWhen ever u feel sad…Just tell meI will hold ur hand take you to the bridge& show u way to jumpMy eyes miss uMy feels loves uMy heart is just 4 uI ll die with out uI love u very much---Often my mom tell me all thisThis msg was sent exclusively 4 theHandsome & the beautiful.We have obviously sent a it to a wrongNumber. We are truly sorry for the inconvenienceLast night some monkeys come running to my roomThey wanted to trouble good peopleI suggested ur nameThey said “ Oh ! Noooooooo…..we cant disturb our BOSSI want u to know our friendship means a lotIf u cries then I cryIf u laughs then I laughIf u jump out the windowI look down & then I laugh againI thought of suicideWent to a railway tracks but got ur sms & after reading I thoughtTo be alive.U inspired me bcoz….If useless person like u is alive y should I dieGALILEO: Great mindEINSTIN: Genius mindNEWTON: Extraordinary mindBIL GATES: Brilliant mindME: Master mindYOU: NEVR MINDSmile is a lnguage of Luv.Smile is a way to get success,Smile is to win the hearts.Smile improves ur personality.Brush ur teeth daily.How much is 1+1 = ?.....Are you looking 4 answer?SHAME ON YOU!Thr's a meeting @ mental hospitalall nurses, doc, attendants r present butmeeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS!Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?143143 means?Do u want to know what it means?Press Down...........It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.Tomorrow I will teach u 144.WHAT WILL YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN?"GIFTED"Heaven is when U have a German car,American salary,Chinese food & Sri Lankan wife..Hell is when car is Chinese,food is German,wife is American and salary Sri Lankan.!!!Have a horrible daywithout water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...Top 3 college rules:1. be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.3.keep the school clean,so be absent.U r 99./.handsumu r 98./.sweetu r 97./.niceu r 96./.cuteu r 95./.lovely & ...100./."F00L" to blive thisBlonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.When a Person asked what she was doing.she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?...the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of"natural disasters"!sardar proposed a girl.the girl replied i m 1 year elder to you.sardar said i will marry you after 1 year.u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right andin right part nothing is leftAn apple a day keeps the doctor away,but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.7 Glances= 1 Smile7 smiles =1 meeting7meetings= 1 kiss7 kisses= 1 proposal7 Proposals=1 marriageand that marriage has 777777 problems</blockquote>

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