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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mihindu_Gajaba" data-source="post: 695368" data-attributes="member: 22875">Naughty SMS  Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 153)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 116)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 157)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Press down. down more deeper more YES ahh ohh yes Almost there! ooh baby faster harder FEEL GOOD? mmmm THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 197)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ( ') / / in love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') engaged / , ' ( ) ) married , - - . ( ) )'(, )  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 95)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please ( ) press down! ( ) ) ( ') / / ( ) ) oh yeah !!! ( ')'.:,".;. / / ';".',,' / / ooohhh ( ) ) baby ur good!  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 127)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 96)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 164)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 167)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 137)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 156)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 153)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 142)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 168)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 160)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 158)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 103)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ?   )    ( ( .)( . )   )     ( because.... 90% of the boys are right handed..  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 147)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 163)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to... VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 179)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?.... Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 98)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs? Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs? Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 142)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 200)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 136)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 130)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear!  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 159)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 93)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 138)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 145)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)  (Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Characters: 184)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</blockquote>

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