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<blockquote data-quote="sanddun" data-source="post: 5473253" data-attributes="member: 105453"><p><strong>MEDICAL TERMS</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">One girl applied applied for a post of Medical Assistant and sat the exam, needless to say she never made it because these are the answers she gave for medical terms</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Antibody - against everyone</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Artery - the study of fine paintings</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Benign - what you be after you be eight</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Caesarian Section - a district in Rome</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Chronic - neck of a crow</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Coma - punctuation mark</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Cortisone - area around local court</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Cyst - short for sister</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Diagnosis - person with slanted nose</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Dilate - the late British Princess Diana</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Dislocation - in this place</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Duodenum - couple in blue jeans</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Enema - not a friend</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">False Labor - pretending to work</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Genes - blue denim</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Hernia - she is close by</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Hymen - greeting to several males</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Impotent - distinguished / well-known</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Labour Pain - hurt at work</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Lactose - people without feet</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Lymph - walk unsteadily</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Menopause - I no wait</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Microbes - small dressing gowns</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Obesity - City of Obe</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Protein - in favor of teens</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Pulse - grain</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Pus - small cat</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Red Blood Count - Dracula</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Rupture - Ecstasy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Secretion - hiding anything</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Subcutaneous - not cute enough</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Tablet - small table</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Tumor - extra pair</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Ultrasound - radical noise</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Urine - opposite of you're out</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Varicose - very close</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Vas Deferens - extremely different</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Vein - at what time?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Ataxia - No taxis</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Calculus - A sub division of Mathematics</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Diaphgram - A method of family planning</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanddun, post: 5473253, member: 105453"] [b]MEDICAL TERMS[/b] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkOrchid][COLOR=Blue]One girl applied applied for a post of Medical Assistant and sat the exam, needless to say she never made it because these are the answers she gave for medical terms Antibody - against everyone Artery - the study of fine paintings Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria Benign - what you be after you be eight Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u Caesarian Section - a district in Rome Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty Chronic - neck of a crow Coma - punctuation mark Cortisone - area around local court Cyst - short for sister Diagnosis - person with slanted nose Dilate - the late British Princess Diana Dislocation - in this place Duodenum - couple in blue jeans Enema - not a friend False Labor - pretending to work Genes - blue denim Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile Hernia - she is close by Hymen - greeting to several males Impotent - distinguished / well-known Labour Pain - hurt at work Lactose - people without feet Lymph - walk unsteadily Menopause - I no wait Microbes - small dressing gowns Obesity - City of Obe Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize Protein - in favor of teens Pulse - grain Pus - small cat Red Blood Count - Dracula Rupture - Ecstasy Secretion - hiding anything Subcutaneous - not cute enough Tablet - small table Tumor - extra pair Ultrasound - radical noise Urine - opposite of you're out Varicose - very close Vas Deferens - extremely different Vein - at what time? Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny Ataxia - No taxis Calculus - A sub division of Mathematics Diaphgram - A method of family planning[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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