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<blockquote data-quote="sanddun" data-source="post: 5473405" data-attributes="member: 105453"><p><strong>24 Hrs To Live......</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Wiping away the tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">agreed and they made passionate love.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, Now I only have </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Doreen agreed and again they made love.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey, Please? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Just one more time before I die."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Dave however, heard the clock ticking in his head and he tossed and turned </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanddun, post: 5473405, member: 105453"] [b]24 Hrs To Live......[/b] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkOrchid][COLOR=Blue]Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away the tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, Now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made love. Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey, Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Dave however, heard the clock ticking in his head and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, [B]"Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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