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<blockquote data-quote="sanddun" data-source="post: 6645289" data-attributes="member: 105453"><p><span style="color: red">A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.It was addressed to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Dear Dad, </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">she is so nice-even with all her piercing's, tattoo's, and her tight </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Motorcycle clothes. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">we will be very happy. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">the whole winter. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">dreams too. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">and ecstasy we want. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">grandchildren. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Your son, </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Justin </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">my report card that's in my desk center drawer. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">I love you! </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Call when it is safe for me to come home!!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanddun, post: 6645289, member: 105453"] [COLOR=red]A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.It was addressed to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing's, tattoo's, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Justin PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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