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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4028826" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: darkslategray"><span style="font-size: 12px">Once insi<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">d</span>e the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: darkslategray"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: darkslategray"><span style="font-size: 12px">As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: darkslategray"><span style="font-size: 12px">more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: darkslategray"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: darkslategray"><span style="font-size: 12px">IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4028826, member: 167624"] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=darkslategray][SIZE=3]Once insi[FONT=Verdana]d[/FONT]e the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] :lol: :lol: :lol: :baffled: :baffled: :baffled: [/QUOTE]
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