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<blockquote data-quote="MS DOS" data-source="post: 9640539" data-attributes="member: 324047"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Two thieves broke into a bank in the middle of the night and opened a safe.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> There is only some yoghurt, but no money. They tasted the yoghurt. It's tainted. </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The men opened the next safe. There is some yoghurt too, it tastes much better </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px">but again - no money. The thieves took on another safe. And there's yoghurt </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> again. "John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px">says one to the other, and sits down to eat the yoghurt which tastes really </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px">fresh and nutritious this time. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A couple of minutes later there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!" </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px">"What exactly did the sign say?" <span style="color: White"><strong>"The Sperm Bank of Ohio" !!!</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MS DOS, post: 9640539, member: 324047"] [INDENT] [FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=5][B]Two thieves broke into a bank in the middle of the night and opened a safe.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=5] There is only some yoghurt, but no money. They tasted the yoghurt. It's tainted. The men opened the next safe. There is some yoghurt too, it tastes much better but again - no money. The thieves took on another safe. And there's yoghurt again. "John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and sits down to eat the yoghurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=5] A couple of minutes later there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!" "What exactly did the sign say?" [COLOR=White][B]"The Sperm Bank of Ohio" !!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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