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<blockquote data-quote="DIRTY X" data-source="post: 212920" data-attributes="member: 96"><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">There once was a very good old barber in New York.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">money from you. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">from you. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">shop. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">A Sri Lankan software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">accept money from you. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">I am doing community service." The Sri Lankan software engineer is happy and leaves.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">finds there...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Can you guess??</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span 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12px">Come on, think like a Sri Lankan ....</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>...... a dozen Sri Lankans waiting for a free haircut!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" 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src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DIRTY X, post: 212920, member: 96"] [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"]There once was a very good old barber in New York. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Sri Lankan software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Sri Lankan software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... Can you guess?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Do you know the answer? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come on, think like a Sri Lankan .... . . . . . .[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="5"][B]...... a dozen Sri Lankans waiting for a free haircut!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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