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<blockquote data-quote="sandun_kg" data-source="post: 9079243" data-attributes="member: 17496"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Recently Mr. Paul got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, the new secretary noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she mentioned, “Mr. Paul, your barracks door is open.”</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Mr. Paul did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some </span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">fun with his secretary.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Calling her in, he asked, “By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?”</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">The secretary, who was quite witty replied, <span style="color: Green"><strong>“Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.”</strong></span></span></span></span> <span style="color: Green"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: Green"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"></span><p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sandun_kg, post: 9079243, member: 17496"] [CENTER][LEFT][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=4][COLOR=Navy]Recently Mr. Paul got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, the new secretary noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she mentioned, “Mr. Paul, your barracks door is open.” Mr. Paul did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=4][COLOR=Navy]fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?”[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=4][COLOR=Navy] The secretary, who was quite witty replied, [COLOR=Green][B]“Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.”[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=Green][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER]:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/CENTER] [COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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