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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djiresh" data-source="post: 927234" data-attributes="member: 41540"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><u><span style="color: Red">Baseball Heaven?</span></u></span></strong>       </p><p></p><p>        </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?" </span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday." </span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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