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<blockquote data-quote="namal_akash" data-source="post: 14801607" data-attributes="member: 144612"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">GIRL</span>:</span> </span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> Well, he kissed me.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> You mean like this?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> ......Yes!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> But, he put his hand in my top.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> You mean like this?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> Yes!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> But, he took my clothes off.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> You mean like this?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> Yes!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> But, he had sex with me!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> You mean like this?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> .Yes!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST:</span> Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue">GIRL:</span> But, then he told me he has AIDS.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <span style="color: DarkRed">PSYCHIATRIST</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkRed">:</span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Red">BASTARD!!!!! </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="namal_akash, post: 14801607, member: 144612"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=Blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]GIRL[/FONT]:[/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] Well, he kissed me. [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] You mean like this? [COLOR=Navy]( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] ......Yes! [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] But, he put his hand in my top. [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] You mean like this? [COLOR=Navy]( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] Yes! [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] But, he took my clothes off. [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] You mean like this? [COLOR=Navy]( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] Yes! [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] But, he had sex with me! [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] You mean like this? [COLOR=Navy]( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )[/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] .Yes! [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST:[/COLOR] Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. [COLOR=Blue]GIRL:[/COLOR] But, then he told me he has AIDS. [COLOR=DarkRed]PSYCHIATRIST[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkRed]:[/COLOR] [SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]BASTARD!!!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: [/QUOTE]
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