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<blockquote data-quote="jeewan tk" data-source="post: 23674044" data-attributes="member: 336776"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">(This is called "Positive Thinking" ����)</span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">Lady to her dietitian :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">Doc :- How come???</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...��</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" ��)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">'Insufficient funds'.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">(This is self confidence in its peak ����)</span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">This one is classic !!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" ������</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jeewan tk, post: 23674044, member: 336776"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged. Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This is called "Positive Thinking" ����)[/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE="5"] [COLOR="Purple"]Lady to her dietitian :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight. Doc :- How come??? Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...�� (Now this is called "Positive Attitude" ��) [/COLOR] [COLOR="Green"]A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank". (This is self confidence in its peak ����)[/COLOR]:P:P:P [COLOR="Red"]This one is classic !! A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" ������[/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR="Red"][/COLOR]:rofl::rofl::rofl: [/QUOTE]
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