Latest ads

Colombo Red Hat Certified System Administrator (RHCSA) - RHEL 10
- Sanjeewani95
- Updated: Yesterday at 7:43 PM
NURSING , CAREGIVER , HOTEL & BEAUTY COURSES
- IVA Para Medical Campus
- Updated: Thursday at 9:24 AM
Handmade Character Soft Toys Peppa Pig Family
- anil1961
- Updated: Wednesday at 9:58 PM
Ad icon
Video Content Creator
- pramukag
- Updated: Sunday at 6:10 AM
Ad icon
QA Engineer Intern
- pramukag
- Updated: Sunday at 6:07 AM

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="anumax" data-source="post: 6684226" data-attributes="member: 192349"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">on the operating table she had a near death experience.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">she might as well make the most of it.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">(You'll love this!!!)</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">God replied,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0080ff"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"I couldn't recognize you!!"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0080ff"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0080ff"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0080ff"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>Mahasona:</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0080ff"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></span></span>[CODE]http://toptipslk.co.cc[/CODE]</p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Nawa warak dahaya keeyada? (Namaya wadi kireema dahaya)

Top Bottom