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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 7307277" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Mary had a little pig,</em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>She kept it fat and plastered;</em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>And when the price of pork went up,</em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>She shot the little bastard.</em></span><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Mary had a little lamb,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Her father shot it dead. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Now it goes to school with her, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Between two hunks of bread. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Jack and Jill went up the hill</em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>To have a little fun. </em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Stupid Jill forgot the pill </em></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>And now they have a son.</em></span><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, </em></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. </em></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>All the kings' horses and all the kings' men. </em></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.</em></span><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen">Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle, </span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen">All over the bedside clock. </span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen">The little dog laughed to see such fun. </span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen">Then died of electric shock. </span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie, </em></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>Kissed the girls and made them cry. </em></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>And when the boys came out to play, </em></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: DarkGreen"><em>He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. </em></span><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: DarkGreen">There was a little girl who had a little curl </span></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Right in the middle of her forehead. </span></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: DarkGreen">When she was good, she was very, very good. </span></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: DarkGreen">But when she was bad........ </span></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: DarkGreen">She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car</span></span></em><strong><em><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="color: Red"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />Honda Nam REP+ denna<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></span></span></em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span 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[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 7307277, member: 215798"] [CENTER][SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkGreen][I]Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard.[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=DarkGreen] Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. [I]Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son.[/I][/COLOR][I][COLOR=DarkGreen][I]Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses and all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.[/I][/COLOR][COLOR=DarkGreen] Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. [I]Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. [/I][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=DarkGreen] There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car[/COLOR][/COLOR][/I][B][I][COLOR=#ff0000] [COLOR=Red]:yes:Honda Nam REP+ denna:yes:[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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