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<blockquote data-quote="pradeeplaks" data-source="post: 12213086" data-attributes="member: 57713"><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Most men like women. But, most men like beer too !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai, India.... To help you analyze which is better !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Here is the debate .......</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Beer is horrible, when it is hot !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for women !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">A cold beer, satisfies you !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for women !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The older, The beer is - the better, it is !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for women !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for women !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">For a beer, you pay taxes !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for women !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">!(hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">You know exactly how much a beer costs !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">A beer does not have a mother !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">1 point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">So the Score is .......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ........ Know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer !</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 </span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pradeeplaks, post: 12213086, member: 57713"] [B][B][/B][/B] [B][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="5"]Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai, India.... To help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate ....... A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! 1 point for beer ! Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! 1 point for women ! A cold beer, satisfies you ! 1 point for beer ! If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again ! Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... ) 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere ! 1 point for women ! The older, The beer is - the better, it is ! 1 point for beer ! Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God ! 1 point for women ! If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic ! 1 point for women ! For a beer, you pay taxes ! 1 point for women ! If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry ! 1 point for beer ! You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !(hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!) 1 point for beer ! If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself ! 1 point for beer ! You know exactly how much a beer costs ! 1 point for beer ! A beer does not have a mother ! 1 point for beer ! You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after ! 1 point for beer ! So the Score is .......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 ! If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ........ Know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer ! Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 [/SIZE]:lol:[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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