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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazycombo" data-source="post: 4158390" data-attributes="member: 110733">Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell  you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7  years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been  hell. Y our boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even  notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even  wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went  straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever! the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S.  don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear  Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.  It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but  the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you  must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you  because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work  it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit  my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home  you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So  take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister  Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem</blockquote>

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