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<blockquote data-quote="elathamai" data-source="post: 4481698" data-attributes="member: 67024"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff">BEST INTERVIEW</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">BEST </span></span></span><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">INTERVIEW - Office Humor <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY </span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank">http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html</a></span> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank">http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html</a></span> </p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">One of the best interviews!! !</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">of this college before!</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">- "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">engineering.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">itself was so much of pain!!</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">you worked? </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">places in Mumbai)</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: And which languages have you used?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">German, French, Russian and many other languages.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">language VD!</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: What is your general project experience?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">they are in pipeline! </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Bench was another software like Windows.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes',</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes! </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company? </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Candidate: Not much.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent. </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">3. I believe in flexi-timings. </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">avoid breakdown due to overwork. </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">preferably 2-4 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Europe. But considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">2007, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and </span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">INFOSYS .. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":-)" title="Smile :-)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-)" />)</span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">No intention to offend </span></span></span></span></a><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">anybody..</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="elathamai, post: 4481698, member: 67024"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff]BEST INTERVIEW[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]BEST [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]INTERVIEW - Office Humor :)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/best-interview.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]One of the best interviews!! ! Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya. Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years. Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6. Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it. Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned. Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!! Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life? Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative. Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study? Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!! Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked? Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai) Interviewer: And which languages have you used? Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages. Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB? Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD! Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language? Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly. Interviewer: What is your general project experience? Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times they are in pipeline! Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job? Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows. Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience? Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes! Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company? Candidate: Not much. 1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand. 2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent. 3. I believe in flexi-timings. 4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans. 5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork. 6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 2-4 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in 2007, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection? Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS .. :-)) No intention to offend [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]anybody..[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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