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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9122320" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">Spielberg.</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same</span></span>."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9122320, member: 312790"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red]Spielberg.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same[/COLOR][/SIZE]."[/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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