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Message: <blockquote data-quote="askuwi" data-source="post: 1922653" data-attributes="member: 3910"><p><em><p style="text-align: center">Best joke in Britan </p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em>( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a  competition organized in Britain )</p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em></p><p></em></p></blockquote><p></p>

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