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<blockquote data-quote="Jeewake" data-source="post: 644755" data-attributes="member: 18787"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get out of here."</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour , it was the Japanese". </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, youre all the same," replied Spielberg.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, youre all the same." </span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jeewake, post: 644755, member: 18787"] [SIZE="4"][B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get out of here." The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour , it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, youre all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, youre all the same." [/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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