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<blockquote data-quote="rab" data-source="post: 10440159" data-attributes="member: 300131"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u>Maid wants more salary</u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>*The Filipina maid asked for a pay increase*. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Maria: 'Well, Mam, there are THREE REASONS why I want an increase. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>The first is that I iron better than you.' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Maria: 'Your husband says so.' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Wife: 'Oh.' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>------------------------------</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Maria: 'Your husband did.' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Wife: 'Oh. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>---------------------------</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed. </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Wife: (really furious now) 'Ah! Did my husband say that as well?' </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Maria: <span style="color: Blue">'No Mam... Your driver says’. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Wife: 'Ok Ok, So how much do you want?'</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rab, post: 10440159, member: 300131"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][U]Maid wants more salary [/U][/B] [B]*The Filipina maid asked for a pay increase*. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: [/B] [B]'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' [/B] [B]Maria: 'Well, Mam, there are THREE REASONS why I want an increase. [/B] [B]The first is that I iron better than you.' [/B] [B]Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' [/B] [B]Maria: 'Your husband says so.' [/B] [B]Wife: 'Oh.' ------------------------------ Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. [/B] [B]Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?' [/B] [B]Maria: 'Your husband did.' [/B] [B]Wife: 'Oh. [/B] [B]---------------------------[/B] [B]Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed. [/B] [B]Wife: (really furious now) 'Ah! Did my husband say that as well?' [/B] [B]Maria: [COLOR=Blue]'No Mam... Your driver says’. [/COLOR][/B] [B]Wife: 'Ok Ok, So how much do you want?' [/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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