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<blockquote data-quote="rab" data-source="post: 11429601" data-attributes="member: 300131"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both! === </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.==== </span></span></span></strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:</span></span></span></strong> <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">(1) Mobile</span></span></span></strong> <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">(2) Automobile</span></span></span></strong> <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">(3) TV</span></span></span></strong> <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">(4) Wife, Because there is always a better model in neighbourhood.=== </span></span></span></strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.=== </span></span></span></strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!=== </span></span></span></strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!=== </span></span></span></strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.=== </span></span></span></strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.=== </span></span></span></strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!===</span></span></span></strong> <strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen------------------------of them all.”</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D">repost nam sorry wenna</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rab, post: 11429601, member: 300131"] [FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both! === [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.==== [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D](1) Mobile[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D](2) Automobile[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D](3) TV[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D](4) Wife, Because there is always a better model in neighbourhood.=== [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.=== [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!=== [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!=== [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.=== [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.=== [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!===[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=#1F497D]Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen------------------------of them all.” repost nam sorry wenna [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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