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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Matti PuuSa" data-source="post: 6796079" data-attributes="member: 254988">I luv Simpson's <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> gr8 cartoon.. Jebus was a complete fuck up as a miracle worker. He was at a party with <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jesus" target="_blank">Jesus</a>, when Jesus turned water into wine. Jebus, jealous of his brother, tried to do the same with another pitcher of water intead he turned it into a very strong poison that killed 10 people. Jebus tried to heal a blind man, he then found out the guy wasn't blind he was just sleeping. Jebus effectively turned the regular guy into to blind man. Jebus also tried to heal a sick child, he was able to heal the child. But, he did it wrong so the child got Leperacy and died.</blockquote>

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