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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3812114" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black">1. Bicycles <span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">don't pregnant.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">3. Bicycles don't have parents.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">21. Bicycles don't get headaches.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">22. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">23. Your bicyle never wants a night out with other bicycles.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">24. Bicycles don't care if you're late.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">26. If your bicycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">27. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helment.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your</span></span>bicycle</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3812114, member: 49393"] [COLOR=#010158][FONT=arial][COLOR=black]1. Bicycles [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]don't pregnant.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]3. Bicycles don't have parents.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]21. Bicycles don't get headaches.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]22. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]23. Your bicyle never wants a night out with other bicycles.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]24. Bicycles don't care if you're late.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]26. If your bicycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]27. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helment.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your[/COLOR][/COLOR]bicycle[/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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