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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hemalsilva" data-source="post: 803373" data-attributes="member: 7335">Well, Bill," said God, "I'm  really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell!  After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every  home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do  something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to  go!"Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference  between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly  if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill.  "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with  clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.The sun was shining and the  temperature was just perfect ! Bill said, "This is great! If this is  Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" To which God replied, "Let's go!" and  off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels  drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as  enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his  decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.""As  you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the  late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,  screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured  by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish  and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What  happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"  </blockquote>

Verification: Asuwa dahayen wadi kalama keeyada?

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