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<blockquote data-quote="Doly" data-source="post: 2631303" data-attributes="member: 118820"><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Bill Gates died in an accident involving a misguided pie which was thrown at him by an angry Macintosh protester. Because of his achievements in life, it was decided that he should go to heaven.</span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>God Personally showed Bill around heaven, displaying the Waterfalls, Great Forests, Lagoon's and Wet-T-shirt contests that are held regularly. Bill was impressed by all of them and kept nodding his head in approval, which pleased God because he enjoyed pleasing others.</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>When they finished the tour, God took Bill into his Throne room and sat down on the blindingly shiny throne. God asked Bill how he had enjoyed heaven so far, and Bill replied;</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"It's been great, but you're in my chair." </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://imageshack.us" target="_blank"><img src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/934/alteregoma134393230891tmu3.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Doly, post: 2631303, member: 118820"] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Papyrus][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Bill Gates died in an accident involving a misguided pie which was thrown at him by an angry Macintosh protester. Because of his achievements in life, it was decided that he should go to heaven.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [B]God Personally showed Bill around heaven, displaying the Waterfalls, Great Forests, Lagoon's and Wet-T-shirt contests that are held regularly. Bill was impressed by all of them and kept nodding his head in approval, which pleased God because he enjoyed pleasing others.[/B] [B]When they finished the tour, God took Bill into his Throne room and sat down on the blindingly shiny throne. God asked Bill how he had enjoyed heaven so far, and Bill replied;[/B] [B]"It's been great, but you're in my chair." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Papyrus][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/934/alteregoma134393230891tmu3.gif[/IMG][/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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