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Message: <blockquote data-quote="yksunlk" data-source="post: 3880417" data-attributes="member: 122708"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Satan greets him : "Welcome Mr. Gates, we`ve been waiting for you.This will be your home for all eternity. You`ve been selfish , greedy and a big liar all your life.Now, since i'm in a good mood, I`ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you`ll be locked up forever." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">He then takes him to a massive colloseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">To Bill`s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Without hesitation, Bill says"I`ll take this option."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Fine", says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Satan locks the room after Bill.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">As he truns around, he bumps into Lucifer. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer : </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Why did you give him the best place of all!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"That`s what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"The bottle has a hole in it!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"What about the PC?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"It`s got Windows 95!" laughed Satan."And it`s missing three keys," </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Which three ? "</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Control,Alt and Delete."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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