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<blockquote data-quote="yksunlk" data-source="post: 3880417" data-attributes="member: 122708"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Satan greets him : "Welcome Mr. Gates, we`ve been waiting for you.This will be your home for all eternity. You`ve been selfish , greedy and a big liar all your life.Now, since i'm in a good mood, I`ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you`ll be locked up forever." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">He then takes him to a massive colloseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">To Bill`s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Without hesitation, Bill says"I`ll take this option."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Fine", says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Satan locks the room after Bill.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">As he truns around, he bumps into Lucifer. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer : </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Why did you give him the best place of all!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"That`s what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"The bottle has a hole in it!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"What about the PC?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"It`s got Windows 95!" laughed Satan."And it`s missing three keys," </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Which three ? "</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">"Control,Alt and Delete."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="yksunlk, post: 3880417, member: 122708"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Satan greets him : "Welcome Mr. Gates, we`ve been waiting for you.This will be your home for all eternity. You`ve been selfish , greedy and a big liar all your life.Now, since i'm in a good mood, I`ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you`ll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive colloseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill`s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says"I`ll take this option." "Fine", says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he truns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer : "Why did you give him the best place of all!" "That`s what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it!" "What about the PC?" "It`s got Windows 95!" laughed Satan."And it`s missing three keys," "Which three ? " "Control,Alt and Delete."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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