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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Siyaathu" data-source="post: 14600025" data-attributes="member: 285374">අවුරුදු කීපයකට කලින් එහා මෙහා ගිය email එකක් තමා මේක. මේකෙන් කියවුණේ Bill අයිය කරපු ප්‍රකාශයකට General Motors බාප්පල දක්වපු ප්‍රතිචාරයක් ගැන. Bill අයිය මෝටර් රථ තාක්ෂණය පරිගණක තාක්ෂණය තරම් වේගෙන් දියුණු වෙන්නෙ නෑ කියල පොඩි විවේචන පාරක් දාල ඒකට තමා General Motors වලින් මේ ප්‍රතිචාරය දක්වල තියෙන්නෙ.ඒ දවස් වල කවුරුත් හිතුවෙ මේක ඇත්ත සිද්ධියක් කියල. ඔක්කොටම කලින් ඒ email එක බලල ඉමුකො.GM replies to Bill GatesAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "if GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued the following press release -If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics -1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "car NT", but then you would have to buy more seats.6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would only run on five percent of the roads.7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.10. The airbag system would ask "are you sure?" before deploying.11. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.12. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the cars performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.13. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.14. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.<<<a href="http://www.wussu.com/humour/gm.htm" target="_blank">SORUCE</a>>><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />පට්ට උත්තරේ නේද? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />ඒත් මම අද උදේ මේ ලිපිය දැක්කෙ. මේකත් ටිකක් පරණ එකක්. මේකට අනුවනම් මේක ඇත්ත සිද්ධියක් නෙමේලු<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><a href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/autos.asp" target="_blank">GENERAL MOTORS REPLIES TO BILL GATES</a>මේ කතාව පියවරෙන් පියවර ගොඩනැගිච්ච පරණ කතාවක් කියලතමා මෙයාල හොයාගෙන තියෙන්නෙ. කවුරු කොහොම කළත් පට්ට talks ටික නේද? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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