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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tariqfazlul" data-source="post: 2516759" data-attributes="member: 115041">Bill's <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">company made  software to run a car. </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly  a truck came from opposite side. </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">Bill pressed ctrl+b  to apply brakes.  </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"  </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught  fire.</a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.  </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">He started  shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to  understand his screams. </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">Then he tried to come out through the car  window-pane. </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is  performed. </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill  died.</a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have  never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from  others. We are going to send you to hell." </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">Bill pleaded, "I am ready to  go to hell but do provide me a computer, please." </a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/car-operating-system.html" target="_blank">Messengers of death  smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete  keys on the </a>keyboard.</blockquote>

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