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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 3593860" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The local paper read:  <span style="color: Red"><strong>PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The next day the local paper headline read: <span style="color: red"><strong>BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: <span style="color: red"><strong>NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Bishop fainted.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The next day the headlines read:  <span style="color: red"><strong>NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.</strong></span>This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The next day the headlines read : <span style="color: red"><strong>NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">MORAL OF THE STORY???</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.</p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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