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<blockquote data-quote="lokubuwa" data-source="post: 5646675" data-attributes="member: 192485"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">the owner, hands him a menu. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">"I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a</span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.</span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">yes, that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">"Unbelievable!" In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who</span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."</span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The</span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll</span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that the next time the blind </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">man comes in he's going to test him.</span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The blind returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him</span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">coming and runs to the kitchen.</span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">He tells his wife, "Theresa, rub this fork on your panties before I take it </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">to the blind man." Theresa does it and hands her husband the fork.. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready. "Good afternoon sir, this</span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,</span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">"Hey, I didn't know that Theresa works here?*</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lokubuwa, post: 5646675, member: 192485"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] the owner, hands him a menu. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] "I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] "Unbelievable!" In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] The blind returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] coming and runs to the kitchen.[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] He tells his wife, "Theresa, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Theresa does it and hands her husband the fork.. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready. "Good afternoon sir, this[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] "Hey, I didn't know that Theresa works here?*[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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