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<blockquote data-quote="dj gamaya" data-source="post: 11801200" data-attributes="member: 61857"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Blonde and Window</strong>s</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"What window do you have open?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aSNLPoS1IGA/Tjjgq0KKd2I/AAAAAAAAB7U/8QkzFvIf4mM/s1600/blonde-word.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "fifteen inches."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows!" </span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dj gamaya, post: 11801200, member: 61857"] [SIZE=5][B]Blonde and Window[/B]s [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkGreen]One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support. "Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says. "Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says. "What window do you have open?" "Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aSNLPoS1IGA/Tjjgq0KKd2I/AAAAAAAAB7U/8QkzFvIf4mM/s1600/blonde-word.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkGreen]A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "fifteen inches." Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows!" [/COLOR][/SIZE] :):) [/QUOTE]
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