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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5502806" data-attributes="member: 49393">January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. ***********February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! ***********March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" ***********April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!! ***********May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! ***********June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. ***********July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! ***********August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. ***********September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? ***********October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. ***********November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! ***********December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!What a year!!</blockquote>

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