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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 8169018" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>After50, they are like onions'.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'Onions?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'A Christmas tree?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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