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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 8169018" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>After50, they are like onions'.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'Onions?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'A Christmas tree?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HRA, post: 8169018, member: 6136"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=Indigo][B]A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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