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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 7700375" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">to</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">wife."</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">" Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">shape, size, color and material imaginable.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">types of bras to choose from ."</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Catholic type supports the masses.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Fixedsys'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills</span></span>. </span></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HRA, post: 7700375, member: 6136"] [FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="DarkRed"][B][FONT="Fixedsys"][FONT="Arial"][SIZE="4"]A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. " Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills[/SIZE][/FONT]. [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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