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<blockquote data-quote="Halo Killer" data-source="post: 17135561" data-attributes="member: 499279"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Employee : That's easy, 49.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Halo Killer, post: 17135561, member: 499279"] [SIZE="3"][/SIZE][SIZE="4"]Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : That's easy, 49. Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err... Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!! Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed :rolleyes::angry: :P[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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