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<blockquote data-quote="mahendra@etf" data-source="post: 2914534" data-attributes="member: 31083"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">down.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">him, finally understood.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">reached her desk,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: Blue">He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All Isaw was a Maruti</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">800 with 2 flat tires."</span></span></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mahendra@etf, post: 2914534, member: 31083"] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="Blue"]Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down. His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="6"]The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All Isaw was a Maruti 800 with 2 flat tires."[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE] :yes: [/QUOTE]
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