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<blockquote data-quote="piratesll" data-source="post: 2467599" data-attributes="member: 95889"><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Boss walked into the office one morning not</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">knowing that his zipper was down.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">his morning when you left your house, did you</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">close your garage door?" This was not a phrase </span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">that</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">looking a bit puzzled.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">When he was about done with his paper work, he</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped </span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">up.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">He zipped up and remembering what his </span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Secretary had told him, finally understood. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> <span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> see my jaguar parked in there?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> <span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Maruti 800 with 2</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> flat tires."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="piratesll, post: 2467599, member: 95889"] [FONT=Courier New]Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]his morning when you left your house, did you[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]close your garage door?" This was not a phrase [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]that[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]looking a bit puzzled.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]When he was about done with his paper work, he[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]up.[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]He zipped up and remembering what his [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]Secretary had told him, finally understood. [/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2] He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT='Courier New'] [FONT=Courier New] coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk,[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New] see my jaguar parked in there?"[/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT='Courier New'] [FONT=Courier New]The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No,[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New] Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Maruti 800 with 2[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New] flat tires."[/FONT] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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