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<blockquote data-quote="ehseres" data-source="post: 18938778" data-attributes="member: 544471"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><p style="text-align: center">Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Employee: That's easy, 49.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Boss: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Employee: Ere.... I guess she drowned.... errr...</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job.... You may leave now!</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared. If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.</strong> </p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></p><p></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ehseres, post: 18938778, member: 544471"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"][CENTER]Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee: That's easy, 49. Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Employee: Ere.... I guess she drowned.... errr... Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job.... You may leave now! [B]Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared. If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.[/B] :shocked::shocked::eek::eek::confused::confused: [/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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