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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Anandian" data-source="post: 1089458" data-attributes="member: 33054"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /> Boyfriend Blues<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I don’t have a boyfriend.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Come to think of it, I have never had a boyfriend!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Why don’t I have a boyfriend?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’m beautiful……<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" />I’m smart…..<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />I’m witty.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Don’t boys like the flawless type?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">All the boys I fancied are either hooked up, engaged to be married, or rushing home to cuddle their newborn sons.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The stupid pricks who fancied me, have long since given up, and gone their own ways.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’m getting invitations from my school friends….. not for their weddings, but for the christenings of their babies.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Some unfortunate people even ask me to be the godmother.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My biggest enemy at school has got a boyfriend.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’m 25.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My mother got married at 16.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My sister got married 6 years ago and she is only 2 years elder to me.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My niece, who is going to kindergarten, is torturing me with details of her nursery boyfriend.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’m the next in the family to get married.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’ve only got one more year to go in campus, and I’m currently among the select few who are still single.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Some girls in the batch are going out with their 3rd/4th boyfriend.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">And there are people who handle 2-4 quite efficiently.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Some bitches have all the luck!</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’m still a virgin!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’ve never gone past the hand holding stage, and that with the one guy back in grade 5.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My friends ask me what it’s like to be a lesbian!</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I straightened my hair, and now I match my handbag, shoes and the hair slide with my dress. For all the notice these dickheads took, I might as well have been glass.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I started using bras 2 sizes larger and bumped into guys just to make them notice my new assets. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’m so demented by my state of affairs, that even silver haired gentlemen in shiny Peugeots look quite appetizing to me!</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Oh….. why don’t I still have a boyfriend?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Aren’t I the hottest girl in the batch after all?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /></li> </ul>Yours Truly,Desperate DarlingP.S. - By the way it's ok to contact me through <a href="mailto:desperate.darling@yahoo.com">desperate.darling@yahoo.com</a>The above is an irresistable article on the <a href="http://half-doctor.blogspot.com/2007/11/ninnada.html" target="_blank">Ninnada</a> Souvenir. I typed it out exactly as it appeared. Couldn't wait to share it with you all!Oh It's not by me.. (just to clear the questions about my sexuality out of the way!)</blockquote>

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