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<blockquote data-quote="shehanga" data-source="post: 452295" data-attributes="member: 5308"><p><span style="color: Green">BRAIN OF AN INDIAN:</span> <span style="color: DimGray">This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA.*</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">An Indian man walked into a bank inNew York City one day and asked for</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">the loan officer.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">He told the loan officer that he was going to India on business for two</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">for the loan. The Indian man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">everything checked out.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">underground garage and parked it there.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Two weeks later, the Indian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">interest, which came to $15.41.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">borrow "$5,000"</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">The Indian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Ah, the brain of the Indian... This is why India is shining !!!!!</span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shehanga, post: 452295, member: 5308"] [COLOR="Green"]BRAIN OF AN INDIAN:[/COLOR] [COLOR="DimGray"]This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA.*[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]An Indian man walked into a bank inNew York City one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to India on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Indian man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later, the Indian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" The Indian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" Ah, the brain of the Indian... This is why India is shining !!!!![/COLOR] :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/QUOTE]
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