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<blockquote data-quote="chaam_luk" data-source="post: 8939081" data-attributes="member: 301947"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>This is not a story but a true incident that happened in </strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>USA.</strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>*</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A Sri Lankan man walked into a bank in </strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>New York City</strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> one day and asked for the loan officer.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>He told the loan officer that he was going to Sri Lanka on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Sri Lankan man handed</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything was checked out.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Sri Lankan for using a $250,000 Ferrari as</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>collateral against a $5,000 loan.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Two weeks later, the Sri Lankan returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41.</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow"$5,000"</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The Sri Lankan replied: "Where else in </strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>New York City</strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Ah, the brain of the Sri Lankan!!!</strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">repost nam Sorry.</span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">source : email</span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chaam_luk, post: 8939081, member: 301947"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B]This is not a story but a true incident that happened in [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B]USA.[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B]* A Sri Lankan man walked into a bank in [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B]New York City[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B] one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Sri Lanka on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Sri Lankan man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything was checked out. The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Sri Lankan for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later, the Sri Lankan returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow"$5,000" The Sri Lankan replied: "Where else in [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B]New York City[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B] can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" Ah, the brain of the Sri Lankan!!![/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][FONT=Arial][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=1]repost nam Sorry.[/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=1]source : email[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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